PRESIDENT TRUMP PHONES GOD ON PRIMETIME TV - Breaking News!

Yesterday evening President Donald Trump demonstrated the so-called “God Phone” live on American national TV.

The breakthrough technology was presented to the President two days earlier by its inventor, the Nobel-laureate - Italian quantum scientist, specialist in parallel universe interpenetration, Leonardo Escoltare

The President tested the device himself, immediately upon receipt.“Hallelujah!” he exclaimed as he hung up - and then tweeted “You´re not gonna believe this! We´ve got the hotline to the Lord of Creation Himself! If this doesn´t make America great again, nothing will!” The President then announced there should be a presidential demonstration, as soon as possible, on primetime TV.

The demonstration took place yesterday evening when, at 8:00 PM (Eastern and Pacific Time) Michael Kratsios, Chief Science Advisor to the President, introduced and explained The God Phone to the American public – echoing the President´s high hopes for the invention. Then at 8:15 PM President Donald Trump dialled the Lord, as per Dr. Escoltare´s instructions, in the presence of an estimated one hundred million viewers. The following conversation ensued:

The President: “Hello, is that you, God?”

God: “Hello, Donald, Yes, it´s me. God.”

President Donald: “God, on behalf of the American people, and the people of planet Earth, let me ask you - how do I know you´re real?”

God: “Donald, how do you know you´re real?”

President Donald: “I mean, God - how do I know it´s really you?”

God: “How do you know you´re really you, Donald?”

President Donald: “What I mean, God, is that if you´re really there – well, why are you hiding yourself from us?”

God: “Look at it like this, Donald: was electricity hidden before the discovery of the light bulb?”

President Donald: “OK, well God – with great respect – and thank you, by the way, for agreeing to this interview on primetime TV - all of us here on Earth greatly appreciate it – let me ask you straight: what´s the meaning of life?”

God: “That, Donald, you have to decide for yourself.”

President Donald: “OK. Well - is there heaven and hell?”

God: “Let´s just say that within infinity all possibilities exist.”

President Donald: “OK, fair enough. Thank you, Sir. So here´s another one we all want to know: are you male or female?”

God: “Donald - all gender comes from me.”

President Donald: “My god, God - you´d make a great politician – I can´t get a straight answer out of you!”

God: “Who do you think you got it from?!”

(President Donald Trump and The Lord of Creation laugh together. They seem to like each other. They seem to be getting on.)

President Donald: “So you have a sense of humour!”

God: “If I didn´t have one, you couldn´t have one. Everything comes from me, Donald. I am everything. Everything is me.”

President Donald: “Well it certainly is a pleasure to be talking to you, Sir. And an honour. So here´s one for you: are we eternal?”

God: “The body dies. Individual incarnation ends at death...”

President Donald: “Yes, but I mean - does the soul continue?”

God: “Yes, Donald, of course it does.”

President Donald: “Wow! Thank you, God - a straight answer at last!”

(They laugh together. More softly now. And the pace of their conversation is slowing.)

President Donald: “God, people say ´God is Love´. Is that true? I mean - are you?”

God: “Yes, I am.”

President Donald: “You know, God - there are a lot of people I hate. And not just the leaders of other countries, or people in other political parties. I get offended, and vengeful. I hate easily...”

God: “I know, Donald. But I don´t hate you!”

(Donald laughs nervously.)

Donald: “So how do I learn to love?”

God: “There´s no hurry, Donald. You don´t have to worry. I will never hate you. Let the muscle of the heart relax. Slowly, slowly. Let your nervous system decontract. Take your time...”

Donald: (breathing heavily) “I can feel your love!”

God: “I know”

(Donald sobs uninhibitedly. The transmission ends.)

Controversy

America has been left aghast. The whole world, in fact, is in shock. Communiques from Israeli, Ukrainian, British and South Korean ambassadors questioning President Trump´s sanity have been leaked to the press. And meanwhile, emergency meetings are underway at the UN, in the Kremlin, at the headquarters of The Arab League in Cairo, in Zhongnanhai, Beijing, and at the Vatican – to consider not only the implications of the President´s self-revealing, emotional demonstration, but above all, to consider the possibility of the authenticity of The God Phone Itself.

The question absorbing the world´s media is whether Leonardo Escoltare is a charlatan, a trickster, a magician of some sort – or a genius who has somehow united matter and spirit. Frankly, much as many people have a soft spot for the lovable, lunatic tyrant President Trump, they also recognise that Presidents come and Presidents go – but that if we can now talk to God, well – that will be an evolutionary, if not revolutionary turning point in the history of humanity on Earth.

After all, our modern, scientific, machine age is based on the rejection of spirituality – since spirit, we believe, can´t be engaged empirically. But now, if The God Phone is real, and we can connect with spirit via a machine – then we are unquestionably on the threshold of a new era – on the cusp of a new planetary civilisation!

Perhaps - if The God Phone is a hoax, the President will be declared mad, impeached, and confined to an asylum. Or perhaps - if The God Phone is proven authentic - the President will be canonised, declared a saint, and instated as supreme ruler of the western world! Who knows?! At this moment the whole planet is aware we might have witnessed something previously inconceivable, something we would have sworn impossible – so anything seems possible! But everything depends on The God Phone. Is it real or not? Does it open a line to the divine - or just to our wishful-thinking, neediness, gullibility and foolishness?!

This afternoon, less than twenty four hours after President Trump´s bewildering demonstration, controversy reigns on the TV, the internet, in cafes and on street corners all over the world. Critics and cynics are attempting to debunk the impossible God Phone. But debunking is not proving easy. In an interview with The New York Times, Katherine Calvin, Chief Scientist at NASA has said “we´re all familiar with thrillers in which the police say ´keep them on the line, we´re tracking the location of the caller´- well, however long President Trump chats with ´God´, it´s proving impossible to track ´God´s´ location. The signal seems to exit our galaxy at approximately ten times the speed of light – and then just disappear!”

There seems to be no scientific method by which to credit or discredit the legitimacy of The God Phone! According to Mrs. Calvin “the only truly scientific approach is to keep an open mind”. Certain members of her team at NASA, however, have scorned The God Phone and, albeit privately, denounced it as “superstitious quackery”.

A few hours ago faith-based responses began to emerge. Rabbi Kalman Meir Ber, the Ashkenazi Chief Rabbi of Israel has denounced President Trump as a “misleading politician”, claiming “one cannot connect with God via a phoneline, only via the heart”. And Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Hosseini Khamenei, Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran has similarly dismissed the whole question as “an absurd debate”, and “the product of the hedonistic mind endeavouring to consume spirituality within its materialism”.

Undoubtedly the loudest response is coming from the rising chorus of voices of people wanting to use The God Phone themselves. “Why should only the President of the United States be able to use The God Phone?” they are demanding. “Why can´t we speak to God ourselves?” “We´ll believe it, or not, when we use it ourselves!”

Leonardo Goes Open Source

And further breaking news: Leonardo Escoltare, the Nobel-laureate inventor of the controversial God Phone has published unpatented blueprints for his machine online! He has made The God Phone freely available to everyone! Not only this, but according to the diagrams, it is perfectly feasible to manufacture a God Phone at home, with a few basic materials and simple tools!

The circuit board from any mobile phone will suffice, apparently. Then one needs only a small battery, aluminium foil, a loudspeaker, and perhaps surprisingly – certain organic components such as honey, sand, bird feathers, dry leaves, and tree bark.

People are manufacturing God Phones in their millions!

What results are they having? We don´t yet know, but reports are beginning to come in. We will forward them to you as soon as we receive them...

And here they come...

“I knew it was true! I have spoken to God! I knew The God Phone was real! God is love! I am love!The trees are love! The birds are love! We are all love! Oh, my God - this is the most wonderful day of my life!” (SM, Houston, Texas)

“I knew it was a hoax. I don´t know why I wasted my money on aluminium and honey! I guess I was just curious... Anyway, I am an electrical engineer, I built the machine meticulously - and what did I hear? Nothing! Silence! As predicted - God does not exist!” (BD, Sydney, Australia)

“I heard a voice, and I must say – if God had a voice I think it would sound like that – deep, resounding, and so warm. But I know it´s a trick. I just don´t know how it´s done yet.” (FQ, Marseille, France)

“When the so-called Voice of God told President Trump to let his heart relax, and let his nervous system decontract - I just burst into tears of joy! I couldn´t believe a President would listen to that! I haven´t built or bought a God Phone. I don´t need one!” (JJ, Costa Rica)

“I built a God Phone according to Leonardo´s schemata, and a few extra ones for my friends. To tell you the truth I don´t know how it works, or if it´s a trick – but I do notice that the longer people chat with the voice on the other end of the line, the more loving they become.” (LO, Delhi, India)

More and more testimonies are pouring in, as more and more people are successfully manufacturing their own God Phones at home. This certainly feels like a threshold moment in the history of humankind!

Are people simply confirming their preconceptions – the non-believers discovering The God Phone doesn´t work, the believers discovering it does? That certainly seems to often be the case. But not always. Not at all. It might be more accurate to say that, all over the world, belief and disbelief are in disarray.

And more and more people are attesting that the more they talk on The God Phone – even if they believe it´s a trick - the more loving they become! We can´t yet comment on this claim, but if it is observable at scale – if millions of people are somehow receiving some sort of transformative transmission through The God Phone – then surely that can only bode well for the future of humankind!

It is worth noting that there did seem to be a gradual transformation in President Trump, during his demonstration of The God Phone on primetime TV.

We will continue to bring you updates as this astonishing story unfolds. For my part I can only say “thank you, Leonardo!” I have long felt that things need to change. But who would´ve expected this?! Just when our global civilisation seems irrevocably committed to materialism and mechanisation – to technological efficiency and the worship of feelingless A.I. - along comes science itself with a quantum phone that seems to connect us to a God with a sense of humour!

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Mark Josephs,

"Mark the Mystic Activist",

Aragon, Spain,

Summer 2025

"I feel Conscious Tribes are driven by something beautiful, profound, powerful and important. I try to convey this in my articles, stories and poetry." www.tribusconscientes.com

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